1. Broads like to get slapped on the ass.

2. Broads will take forever, if you let them.  You must take a zero tolerance policy on foreplay.

3. No broad is too beautiful for a bag over the head.

4. If the front door is painted red, use the back door.

5. Tits can always get bigger.

6. The tool is never too small.  It is the cavity that is too large.

7. No ejaculation is premature.

8. More than a mouthful is a good thing.

9. A passed out broad is a consenting broad.

10. Shut up, and do it!