Dale Meets Satan

On March 19, 1994, a High Vodoo Priest conjured Joe Piscopo onto the streets of New Orleans.  When Dale came across this nefarious entity, Joe stole Dale's comedy mojo.  However, since Joe was never funny he didn't know what to do with it and returned Dale's sense of humor.  But as part of this hellish deal, Dale can only perform on cable access while Adam Sandler makes $20 million per movie.  Piscopo's maniacal laughter can often be heard echoing across the bayou on Friday nights at 10 PM.  Damn you Joe Piscopo!