On
March 19, 1994, a High Vodoo Priest conjured Joe Piscopo onto the streets
of New Orleans. When Dale came across this nefarious entity, Joe
stole Dale's comedy mojo. However, since Joe was never funny he didn't
know what to do with it and returned Dale's sense of humor. But as
part of this hellish deal, Dale can only perform on cable access while
Adam Sandler makes $20 million per movie. Piscopo's maniacal laughter
can often be heard echoing across the bayou on Friday nights at 10 PM.
Damn you Joe Piscopo!