DR. FRANCOIS BIO
Dr. Francois Cicerelli is of mixed French/Italian heritage.  His mother was a French chambermaid.  His father was Mussolini's valet.  He received his Ph.D. in female sexual responsiveness from the University of Berwyn.  The doctor is an entrepreneur and is involved in such business ventures as Bags for Broads (Tataglia Cosmetics), Pocohantas the Syphillitic Whore (Spilatro Home Entertainment), Thong-o-Vision (Gotti Technologies), and The Masturbating Supermodel Channel (Giancana Broadcasting Network).  Dr. Francois hosts The Butt Show and Would You Do Her because he loves people, especially broads.
 
 

JOHNNY SWANK BIO
Johnny Swank sits atop the vast Swank Publishing empire.  He is the founder and managing editor of a series of magazines which explore and glorify in detail specific aspects of the female form such as Hairy Nipples, Big Clits, and Butt Warts.  Johnny lends his expertise in broad analysis to the television programs The Butt Show and Would You  Do Her.  He hopes someday to win the Nobel Prize for Snatch.  Mr. Swank enjoys the mouth sex.