As part of the "Weíre Geniuses in France" experience, we like to encourage a viewership with a cult-like devotion to our program.  To obtain this, we have taken a page out of "Star Treks" geek book and established a prime directiveóa set of rules for devotees of "Geniuses" to follow into the new millenium.  Without any further ado, here it is:

*Never set foot inside a Bennigans.
*It is all right to watch "Star Trek Voyager" and pretend 7 of 9 and Captain Janeway are having a torrid lesbian affair.
*Make fun of all peoples, especially Joe Piscopo.
*Anyone who owns a Duran Duran album can be killed in the most painful way possible.
*Try to bathe more frequently than a Frenchman.
*All the Banana Splits suck, except Fleagle.
*Cody rocks!  But Cassidy blows.
*The only time it is alright to watch a Leonardo Dicaprio movie is if itís a snuff film.
*If any American ever meets Queen Elizabeth II, they should spit a hocker on her and say "to the victor goes the spoils."
*The two most terrifying things in the universe are Posh Spiceís face and Scary Spices ass.
*The mosquito is the Pauley Shore of the insect world.
*We admire and respect Cellozzi.  But we loathe and detest Eddelson.

Live long and prosper.