The Snakeman knows that it can be difficult to sustain an erection during hot sex time.  So I have devised this list, through years of trial and error, of things one can ponder during sexual relations to insure that no man juice escapes too early.  I sincerely hope they will be helpful to you and your lady.

1. The nasal hair of Sylvester Stallone.
2. Hockey players shaving their underarms.
3. Tim Baker.
4. Cats vomiting.
5. Ronald Reagan dancing in a diaper.
6. Bob Hope and Jerry Lewis making out.
7. Harry Caray eating oatmeal.
8. Lepers smoking cigars.
9. Donald Duck being skinned alive.
10. Oprah Winfrey changing her tampon.