COMMENT NUMBER: 11
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1998 11:56:31 -0500 From: richard lovrich lynne signore
Age, time, a dramatically new lifestyle?
One or a combination of any or all of these factors has
had a strange effect on my countenance.
I look like a chicken. To be more specific,
it is my head which looks like a chicken's head.
My body luckily, has not shared in the transformation.
Let me be clear, it is not as though I recently, upon passing a mirror,
spy my reflection from a new angle and find something vaguely
chicken-like in what I saw. Every time I see myself in any reflective
surface, for any length of time from any angle, I see the chicken.
The effect can be hightened any number of chicken gestures.
The effect however, cannot be irradicated no matter the pose or
gesticulation. So profound is this new condition that I have
taken measures to offset it. Hairstyle, collar choices, posture,
expressions, all have failed. The added difficulty in these
experimentations, is the time neccessarily spent looking in
mirrors, at a chicken, in order to perform them.
I would not trade my adversity for another,
always wary of even the most obviously good deal.
Nonetheless, having been a bit less than handsome all my life, I thought I would have to settle for nothing less. more later cluck richard lovrich
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