COMMENT NUMBER: 7
Date: Fri, 18 Sep 1998 11:12:15 -0400 To: firstname.lastname@example.org From: S Lehrman email@example.com Subject: Next in Line Please step forward
standing at the entrance to the tunnel that >leads to the interior of my bladder. I'm lying here on my back looking straight up, a herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and >when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the >back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the >herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole >group keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members.
> In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as >the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, >kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest >brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer kills >the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient >machine. So that's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
Drink plenty of fluids for the next 24 hours.
Excuse Me I have to go to the bathroom. For I as well; feel your pain. Stuart Lehrman office 347-0940 fax 347-0940 after message press your send button
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