COMMENT NUMBER: 7
Date: Fri, 18 Sep 1998 11:12:15 -0400
To: galligan@sprynet.com
From: S Lehrman 
lehrman@global2000.net
Subject: Next in Line Please step forward

standing at the entrance to the tunnel that >leads to the interior of my bladder. I'm lying here on my back looking straight up, a herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and >when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the >back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the >herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole >group keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members.

>     In much the same way, the human  brain can only operate as fast as
>the slowest brain cells.   Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know,
>kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest
>brain cells first.  In this way, regular consumption of  beer kills
>the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient
>machine. So that's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
 Drink plenty of fluids for the next 24 hours.
Excuse Me I have to go to the bathroom.
For I as well; feel your pain.


Stuart Lehrman

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