Originally published in Secular Subjects,
October, 1992
- Changed his mind after he saw Ernest Saves Christmas
- Afraid to travel to the Mideast
- Waiting for this AIDS thing to blow over
- So many Second Comings, so little time
- Still hasn't received thank-you note from last visit
- Can't remember which darned planet we're on
- Having second thoughts about leaving Heaven now that they
just got cable
- Has decided to "give humanity its space"
- Waiting for long hair to become popular again
- Already did, but everybody thought he was Elvis
Copyright 1998 by Patrick Inniss. All rights
reserved.
