No! No! No!!!

What, have you been sticking your tongue to those 9 volt batteries again?!? You totally and completely failed to read the instructions! The instructions very clearly stated to click "->here<-", and you clicked on "The 2000 Dweebie® Awards!" Go back, and try it again! We'll stay here all night if that's what it takes for you to get it right! Go give it another shot. I'll wait!

(Well, OK, so I'm not perfect, either. It took me quite a while to finally notice that I had a typo up top. The "u" of "tongue" seemed to slip into the wrong spot! Say, isn't that where Bill Clinton went to school, the U. of Tongue? Ouch, that joke's even a bad one for ME! Maybe you'd best just ignore that one and go check out the Dweebie Awards.)