Welcome to the Harpo Championship Golf Course!

This course is under construction. Soon, it will contain 18 links!

First Hole, 383 Yards, Par 4

This lovely par four takes you on a trip to the World's Greatest Amusement Park, Cedar Point. On the left side of the fairway, you will see Mantis, the newest of Cedar Point's 12 roller coasters. Meanwhile, Raptor, the world's #1 rated coaster, may come swooping down from overhead! The waves get bigger at The Roller Coast in 1997 with a huge addition to the Soak City water park, including Breakers Bay, a 500,000-gallon wave pool! Just hope the undertow doesn't carry the hole away!

Second Hole, 326 Yards, Par 4

This hole is meaner than it looks. It contains the ferocious Detroit Tigers, who have been known to catch the balls of unsuspecting golfers! Golfers have been coming to this site since April 28, 1896.

Third Hole, 327 Yards, Par 4

You're looking to get to Beaumont Tower at Michigan State University in order to conquer this hole. On the left, you will see the beautiful Red Cedar -- many a golfer has dunked one in here!

Fourth Hole, 139 Yards, Par 3

This delightful par 3 is enhanced by the natural sounds of The Canadian Brass. Don't let this hole fool you -- it'll draw you right in!

Fifth Hole, 411 Yards, Par 4

This one's not just another Mickey Mouse hole -- it'll take you all the way to the Magic of Disney. Oddly enough, this hole is lined with souvenier shops.

Sixth Hole, 525 Yards, Par 5

There's never ending excitement on this hole! See if you have what it takes to keep up with the CCHA! But look out, cross-checking is allowed here!

Seventh Hole, 336 Yards, Par 4

We cross the Red Cedar again, as we head for Sparty, the mascot of Michigan State University. Better keep an eye on him, 'cause he sure is watching you!

Eighth Hole, 119 Yards, Par 3

We must be putting to much water on the greens at Sturge, because something sure is smelling awfully fishy!

Ninth Hole, 497 Yards, Par 5

We've gone Hi-Tech on this hole, as we hired Dilbert to design our food ordering system before getting to the turn. Who knows, your food may actually be waiting!

Tenth Hole, 404 Yards, Par 4

Hope you are enjoying the Dr. Pepper that you got at the turn, because this hole is just the first of the back nine!

Eleventh Hole, 138 Yards, Par 3

Hey, Hey! We're rocking to The Monkees and their newest CD on this hole. When your drive is pin-high, but in the water, you may be screaming, "Is there no Justus?" When that CD starts to play, you'll have your answer!

Twelfth Hole, 289 Yards, Par 4

Has this round of golf got you going just a bit crazy? Well, good news! The Doctor Is In! Dr. Demento, that is. Who could possibly be better at driving away those golfing blues (and greens)?

Thirteenth Hole, 345 Yards, Par 4

Like many politicians, this hole is just a bit crooked. However, one politician never tried to hide his nature. Sadly, he has run his last race, but this country would probably still be in better shape if we were to posthumously elect Pat Paulsen for President. (Side note: Pat Paulsen died on April 24, 1997, just a few days after this link was added.) Thank you for all the laughs, Pat.

Fourteenth Hole, 366 Yards, Par 4

Fifteenth Hole, 418 Yards, Par 5

Sixteenth Hole, 154 Yards, Par 3

Seventeenth Hole, 480 Yards, Par 5

Eighteenth Hole, 404 Yards, Par 4

Last updated 9/2/97