Guess what! You no longer need to be content with just looking at this guy, you can hear him, too! Using the finest recording techniques known to mankind (a $2 microphone and some freeware), you can now hear the sounds that have made me a legend in my own mind! New voices will be added regularly, with all sorts of impressions, words of wisdom, or just plain insanity from the past, so be sure to check back often!
WGES Radio Promo (82K) (Re-recorded 6/11/96)
Greetings from Whouda Thunkit (172K)
Dudley Do-Right of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police (70K)
Hey There, It's Yogi Bear! (129K)
Hey, Rocky! (154K)
The Candy Man (187K)
Guesselodeon! (46K)
What a Wonderful World! (342K)
Wottsamatta You? (136K)
Do you like what you hear? If so, let me know! If not, yer a sn--! (Hey, this is a family show! We don't use that kind of language here!) Well, guess what -- this voice is available for hire! Got a radio spot? TV? CD-ROM? Something to play for the dog while you're gone for the day? Just drop me a line, and maybe we can work something out! This ol' geek has dreams of entertaining, so give me a try! My e-mail address is back on the Harpo! home page. Thanks!