The Incoherent Rambler

IN THIS ISSUE:

The Poor Man's List
more later

In today's derivational society, truly unique talent is hard to come by.
So with that in mind, I give you

THE POOR MAN'S LIST

Virtual Humor	is just the poor man's	Far Side
"Yo quiero Taco Bell"	is just the poor man's	"Where's the beef?"
Chicago Hope	is just the poor man's	ER
Sega/Nintendo	is just the poor man's	Atari
Nintendo Gameboy	is just the poor man's	any Coleco game
Jesse Helmes	is just the poor man's	Satan
Martha Plimpton	is just the poor man's	Jody Foster
Larry Bird	is just the poor man's	Bob Cousey
Paul Rieser	is just the poor man's	Jerry Seinfeld
SPAM	is just the poor man's	SPAM
George Carlin	is just the poor man's	Lenny Bruce
Brittney Spear	is just the poor man's	Debbie Gibson
Christine Aguilera	is just the poor man's	Tiffany
Bill Clinton	is just the poor man's	John F. Kennedy
Digital Audio Tape(DAT)	is just the poor man's	8-Track
Lenny Kravitz	is just the poor man's	Jimi Hendrix
Tori Amos	is just the poor man's	Kate Bush
Jean Claude van Damme	is just the poor man's	Steven Segal
Derek Jeter	is just the poor man's	Nomar Garciaparra
Men at Work	is just the poor man's	Police
Martin Lawrence	is just the poor man's	Eddie Murphy
Van Halen	is just the poor man's	Aerosmith
Aerosmith	is just the poor man's	Led Zepplin
Stone Temple Pilots	is just the poor man's	Pearl Jam
Pearl Jam	is just the poor man's	Nirvana
Ted Turner	is just the poor man's	Ruport Murdoch
Merv Griffin	is just the poor man's	Mike Douglas
The kid who played Webster on TV	is just the poor man's	Gary Coleman
Hustler	is just the poor man's	Penthouse
Penthouse	is just the poor man's	Playboy
Lloyd Bridges	is just the poor man's	Kirk Douglas

HEY! Do you have an entry for the Poor Man's List?
If so email me your example, if I like it, I'll use it on the next update