We've Been Working for Campaign Funds
(to the tune of "I've Been Working on the Rail Road)
parody by Mary Taylor

We've been working for campaign funds
All our political lives.
We've been working for campaign funds
And so have our kids and our wives.

We don't care about the issues.
Issues they come and they go.
But we'll serve and even kiss you
If you pay us lots of dough.

Pay us lots of dough, pay us lots of dough
We are for sale, we don't say "No."
Pay us lots of dough, pay us lots of dough
Then YOU can run the show.

We get all our power from the people.
We tell them we'll reform.
We take the power from the people,
Then treat their needs with scorn.

We've been . . .