Campaign Trail Carol
(Tune: Coventry Carol)
parody by Mary Taylor

Who'd ever think that Robert Dole
Could look like a kindly soul?
With House of Reps playing tricks with the debt
While workers pay the toll.

Newton the Grinch has put the pinch
On Labor and the Poor.
But Bob the nob covets the job
Behind the White House door.

Now next to Newt he can look cute
With milder social cuts.
He can with glee look more saintly
While kicking us in our butts.