Reinvention Jingle Bells
parody by Mary Taylor

Dashing down the halls with armloads full of files
Weaving here and there past cubicles and aisles.
They're moving us once more. We'll just have to endure.
And just be grateful that for now we've not moved out the door.

Oh, change the locks, grab a box, clear your desk away.
CPU will have to move so don't get in the way -ay.
Change the phones, skip the moans, forget about the pain.
Someone says that in a month they'll move us all again.