Okay, I totally failed to get my Christmas letter out, so I'm going to try and at least get my resolutions done, so buckle up, keep your hands and arms inside at all times, and enjoy:

Rob E.'s Top 10 New Year's Resolutions for 2003

Motto for the new year:

"They say 'You only live once.' Is it my turn yet?"

10. Well I'm going to get the Christmas Times done on time this time. Probably.
9. WAKE UP!!!
8. No more kicking myself when I'm down. I mean, not only am I not flexible enough, but half the time it was the kicking myself that got me down there in the first place.
7. I always resolve to keep better track of people, and sometimes I actually follow through, so that's my resolution this time, too.
6. Unpack.
5. I'm going to Win Friends and Influence People. Or Win People and Influence Friends. Or Win Something At The Fair and give Influenza to my Friends. Hey, I'm halfway there.
4. I will be more deliberate. Or I will deliberate more. Or at least, when I deliberate, I will do it deliberately.
3.37 I'm going to see Pink Flamingos. I don't know why. I don't even know what it's about, but I said I'm going to see it and I will. Besides, someone recommended it.
3. I'm going to return the overdue book to the library before my accrued fines exceed my income.
2. I will attempt to begin attempting the beginning of the furthering of my education.
1. Next New Year's Eve, I'm not going to let any ol' flu virus get in the way of me making myself sick...