| 10. |
I'm going to watch my diet. I won't necessarily
change it, but I'll watch it. |
| 9. |
I'm going to find that song from that episode
of Caroline in the City where Caroline finds Richard again after
he disappeared and was missing for six months following Caroline's almost
getting married to Dell. It's okay if you don't understand, it's my resolution. |
| 8. |
 I'm not
going to misplace the baby. |
| 7. |
Somehow I'm going to see Martin this year,
honest. |
| 6. |
I'm gonna write something this year, see if
I don't. |
| 5. |
Next year I'm going to write a resolution
number 5 and put an end to all of this silliness. Well, not all
of this silliness, but at least this number 5 stuff. |
| 4. |
 As I continue
to explore the matters of the heart, I'd like to resolve to show a little
more foresight, a little more restraint, and a little more wisdom, but
that's not how I seem to play it, so I resolve to play it by ear, meaning
that I'll probably take my usual path, plunge in head first into uncharted
waters and, like as not, crack my head on the bottom so that I am forced
to exit the rocky waters of love by dragging myself painfully on to the
shore where I'll lie half drowned with a concussion and a bleeding skull,
gasping until I'm almost fit to stand, and then I'll dive in again. Stupid
as hell, but at least I'm consistent. |
| 3. |
I need to be more appreciative of all of the
really neat things around me like friends, clear night skies, laughing
kids, and slinkies. What would the world be like without slinkies? |
| 2. |
Speaking of slinkies, I want to try to send
a slinky down an up escalator. I don't know if it's ever been tried, but
it's an experiment that certainly needs doing. |
 . |
 I'm going
to liberate my desk, the finest piece of furniture ever made, from its
storage place in Columbus before those damn furniture activists start getting
on my case. |
| 1. |
I'm going to get my bicycling legs back, so
whoever has them better look out. |
