| 10. | You can’t put a price on Love, but goddammit, I’m going to try. |
| 9. | Less dairy, less eggs. I want to be a Vegan by 1999. And I want to be healthy. |
| 8. | I don’t want to spend the whole year without seeing an ocean. |
| 7. | Write, write, write. I say it, but I never do it. Let’s change that. |
| 6. | I'm gonna deliver as many of those returned Christmas letters as possible. I won't rest until I've exhausted my resources, so Megan, Dori, Angel, and Tawanda, if you know where you are, you could help me out and let me know. |
| 5. | I will not wash and wear disposable
panties because of the obvious fire hazard that would present.
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| 4. | I will finish this top ten, even though it's almost February. --28 January |
| 3. | I will write to Beth at least once a month starting now, and I will make up for the two months I missed. --9 March |
| 2. | I'm going to finish my 1999 resolutions list by the 7th of January, No Excuses! |
| 1 5/8. | |
| 1. | I'm going to teach that little cousin of mine to say, "Uncle Kenny's in the Big House." Because I'm sure it will come in handy more than once. |
