Friday, September 27, 2002
I have nothing to say.
posted 2:14 PM
Wednesday, September 18, 2002
Who cares about a card carrying member of the NRA? It's the ones that carry rifles that I worry about. The worst you have to fear from the card carrying members is a paper cut. I am only a card carrying member of two organizations:
Wow, I really do need a hobby.
posted 4:12 PM
Monday, September 16, 2002
So my friend was over the other day, and he drank all my beer and was on the verge of getting sick, but he still went fishing through my pantry for whatever else I had to drink, but all he could find was a bottle of vermouth. He wanted to know if he could drink that, but I knew he couldn't stomach any more alcohol, so I told him: "You want vermouth? You want vermouth?! You can't handle vermouth!!!" P.S. Nothing in this blog, including the postscript, is true. Besides, no one even remembers that movie.
posted 11:08 AM
Thursday, September 12, 2002
It's all about the site
I had, for a time, gotten away from posting to the site about the site, but you knew it couldn't last. When I was in school and my brain froze up when trying to come up with a paper topic, my topics invariably ended up being ridiculously self-referential like "How to choose a paper topic" or "How to write an English paper." And here, once again, is a blog about the blogs, but I had to update the world, which, as it happens, is smaller than I thought.
I've made a couple of wonderful modifications to the page, and if you're here for the first time, you won't notice that these are new, improved features, so I have to point them out:
First off, note that I can now keep track of where my visitors come from thanks to eXTReMe Tracking. It's been on for the better part of the day, and by checking it, I've learned what I always suspected: The most frequent visitor to the site is, by a wide margin, me. Oh well, that wasn't really a shocker for me, and it in no way prevented me from my next modification which was to install a commenting function supplied by enetation. It's way cool and, given that I'm the only one here, of dubious use here on my site, but still it was fun to install. Still, the functionality is now there, so if you feel the urge to comment on one of my blogs and you are not(although most of you are) me, you can now do so. You can even comment on this blog mentioning the new comment system. Will the fun never end? Answer: yes, or no, depending on how you read the question.
posted 2:27 PM
Tuesday, September 03, 2002
I have come home from the weekend with a very noticable, largish triangular scab on my forehead. It's too blatant not to be commented on, but the circumstances surrounding its inception are both ignoble and uninteresting, so I have come up with the top ten alternative responses to questions about my blemished forehead.
10. That's why you don't remove the tinfoil hat.
9. It's a brand so now everyone knows 'if lost, please return to Three Corners Ranch.'
8. I was hoping to become a member of Third Eye Blind.
7. The uninitiated wouldn't understand, but when the Enlightened Master invites you into the fold, then you will.
6. I was practicing a Vulcan mind meld while making a tuna melt and I got my adjectives all mixed up.
5. I know the eyes are the windows to the soul, but I thought my soul could also use a sunroof.
4. I fell asleep with my face in my geometry book and woke up with this triangle on my forehead.
3. That 'frying pan in the face' gag is a lot funnier when you're the pranker rather than the prankee.
2. It's still healing from where I had all those sixes removed.
1. It seems you can't iron out forehead wrinkles.
posted 4:22 PM
