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(This site is intended for humorous purposes only!)
Warning: Some people may find this site, and the content therein,
slightly offensive. If you are easily offended, or lack a tasteless sense
of humor, NOW is a good time to click on the [back] button.
If you are currently drinking a heated beverage, please make sure
the lid is tightly secured.
No balls were harned during the making of this website. All balls
portrayed are fictional, and any resemblance to real balls, living or
dead, is purely coincidental. Names have been changed to protect
the innocent.
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About the title of this site.....No, Rush did not actually eat *my* balls.
However, many people are now stepping forward and proclaiming,
"Rush ate my balls, and DAMMIT, I'M PISSED!!!"
RUSH eating BALLS?!! I found it hard to believe myself, until I saw
the photos that have recently surfaced. This website is not dedicated
to proving that Rush eats balls-- I merely present the evidence, and
leave it up to you to decide for yourself.....
--click on the link to view image--
How does Rush like their balls cooked?...
Neil travels in search of the perfect set of balls
Alex enjoys some fine wine with his balls
Geddy shows off his ball collection
Balls make Neil smile
---CONCERT PHOTOS!---
Ged starts his day with some balls
Big Al tries to coax groupies for their balls
Geddy surrounds himself with big balls
Alex is mesmerized by balls
The show is almost over...
A fond farewell
Well, it was bound to happen sooner or later. Apparently it didn't take
long for news of this website to spread to the Rush camp. I cannot
say for sure how long this site will last, but the heat is definitely on.
--Click here to view letter--
You are what you eat!
The band plots their attack on the next unsuspecting victim...
This site is created, maintained, and sometimes updated by Chuck Wolff.
Click here to see the Butthead that made this mess
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Feel free to send any comments, suggestions, gripes, & complaints--
--express yourself--
If you choose to reply, remember 2 things:
--Yes, believe it or not, I am a fan of the band RUSH
--THIS IS A JOKE, EH?!!
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A few people have sent me some feedback on the site.
Click here to see what they've written...
Mr. T started the ball-eating craze, and now you can find several
hundred "Ate My Balls" sites wasting bandwidth on the internet.
Whether it's Superman, Yoda, or the gang from South Park, almost
everyone is munching on balls these days.....
Mr. T Ate My Balls!
The Ate My Balls Mega-Page
Yahoo!'s "Ate My Balls" Directory
--Visit the ITC--
An institiute dedicated to the study of the cultural phenomenon of eating balls--
Institute for Testicular Consumption
Follow the link below to read a unique story about a Rush Fan's
unbelievable experiences in Africa, and find out how he got to know
a member of the band-- world's greatest drummer, Neil Peart...
--Click here for the amazing story--
--The Links Page--
This site is a publication of Udanax Productions, Ltd., in cooperation
with Got Balls? Studios, Inc., KURU Ventures, Inc., and CSW
Endeavors-- all rights reversed, legal restrictions probably apply, no shirt-
no shoes-no problem!, You break it? You bought it! (C)1998
Site created-- 1/14/98
Last updated-- 8/23/98